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My History of the English Language class is the most surreal thing ever.
My teacher: "Before we begin working on the pronounciation of Cs and Gs in Old English, I would like to point out two things.
1. tomorrow this year's Beaujolais Nouveau comes out. Before you buy any, please remember that with every glass you drink, the guards of the House of Bordeaux kill a puppy. Think of the puppies. Don't drink Beaujolais.
2. if I find out that you ever, ever put ice in a Bordeaux, I will personally hunt you down and drag you kicking and screaming into the seven circles of hell."
... yes, we're discussing Bordeaux versus Beaujolais in-between Beowulf and Tolkien. There are times when I love my country.
(Granted, this is the teacher who bemoans the loss of translation accuracy through the ages with 'In the original text of the Bible, God was a fish and Heaven full of cheese. So, so much has been lost in translation. How sad.')
Speaking of cross-Channel relationships — I wrote moar FrUK, lo. Just in case anyone here's interested...
And have a DW-vid red to top it off: Run With Me, River/Doctor, by
chaila43. It's funny, because I don't ship River/Doctor — hell, I don't even like River all that much, and yet this vid made me love her, it's just that bloody gorgeous. Also, Imogen Heap's Speeding Cars is a gorgeous song, and pretty much the story of my life right now.
There, there, baby, it's just textbook stuff
It's in the ABC
Of growing up...
My teacher: "Before we begin working on the pronounciation of Cs and Gs in Old English, I would like to point out two things.
1. tomorrow this year's Beaujolais Nouveau comes out. Before you buy any, please remember that with every glass you drink, the guards of the House of Bordeaux kill a puppy. Think of the puppies. Don't drink Beaujolais.
2. if I find out that you ever, ever put ice in a Bordeaux, I will personally hunt you down and drag you kicking and screaming into the seven circles of hell."
... yes, we're discussing Bordeaux versus Beaujolais in-between Beowulf and Tolkien. There are times when I love my country.
(Granted, this is the teacher who bemoans the loss of translation accuracy through the ages with 'In the original text of the Bible, God was a fish and Heaven full of cheese. So, so much has been lost in translation. How sad.')
Speaking of cross-Channel relationships — I wrote moar FrUK, lo. Just in case anyone here's interested...
And have a DW-vid red to top it off: Run With Me, River/Doctor, by
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There, there, baby, it's just textbook stuff
It's in the ABC
Of growing up...